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· November 4, 2022 · 1 minute to read

Or perhaps it's been my inability to write a good tweet...

— Dante, Son of Motion (@givememotion) November 4, 2022

That can’t be it…

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· October 5, 2022 · 1 minute to read

God I hope @elonmusk destroys Twitter. I would get so much free time back.

— CArl Edwards (@onlycarlyouknow) October 6, 2022

Why? He’s not going to destroy the whole internet. Yet.

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· September 26, 2022 · 1 minute to read

YOU SHOULD STUDY INTENSIVELY WITH AN
EXCELLENT ELOCUTION TEACHER TO GREATLY IMPROVE THE QUALITY OF YOUR BROADCAST.
2/2

— Kai Ryssdal (@kairyssdal) September 26, 2022

Internet rules state that because the tweet is in caps you can ignore it and move on.

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· August 25, 2022 · 1 minute to read

I was interviewing a candidate today and she said "exspecially".

Next.

— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) August 25, 2022

Was she drinking an expresso?

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· August 4, 2022 · 1 minute to read

It’s not too late to open your heart. pic.twitter.com/aqOCqOBWFW

— Keith Hannon (@KeithHannon) August 4, 2022

There was a kid at my gym wearing a Bills shirt. I almost sat him down to have a talk.

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· August 4, 2022 · 1 minute to read

After 5 years of use, this shirt finally commands respect. @hsimon62 @JonAlhart @dnick55 @DannyK21 #bills #mets pic.twitter.com/3gvbJUDbuN

— Keith Hannon (@KeithHannon) August 4, 2022

Does it though?

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· June 10, 2022 · 1 minute to read

Curb Your Enthusiasm? How about, "Curb Your Solanum lycopersicum"! These "wild" tomatoes are growing out of a pavement crack on La Brea Ave just north of San Vicente! 🍅

Kinda brings a new meaning to "street food"...#MidCity pic.twitter.com/gWgI6XyIxd

— Militant Angeleno (@militantangleno) June 11, 2022

I’m a fool for having provided my under performing tomatoes ample soil, water, and care.

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· January 30, 2022 · 1 minute to read

Wordle 225 4/6

⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛
⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛
⬛🟩⬛🟨🟨
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

I was once very mad because I thought Wordle was only for iPhones

— Dante, Son of Motion (@givememotion) January 30, 2022

You didn’t talk to the right people.

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· January 26, 2022 · 1 minute to read

Do you think my iPhone has an X-ray app?

The American healthcare and education systems, everyone

— Dante, Son of Motion (@givememotion) January 26, 2022

So much *facepalm*

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· January 17, 2022 · 1 minute to read

For Christmas, I was home alone quarantining. But at least on my birthday, all my friends are home alone quarantining.

— Devin Flanigan (@DevinFlanigan) January 18, 2022

But what about the bandits who were trying to get into the house?!

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