I know this is old news now but can someone tell Melania we say “Who gives a fuck about holiday decorations?” in this day and age.
Well, I guess I’m up all night watching the Twitter now. #covidpotus
@DevinFlanigan Add it to the list.
To the rest of the world: America is doing great. Don’t worry about us. Everything is a-ok. Thumbs up. All of them. #debate2020
Biden should walk out on the debate stage tonight with a big pair of headphones on.
I’m shocked, shocked the “transcript” was incomplete.
Longest. Thousand days. Ever.
Ok. Any country that hasn’t been asked by our buffoon of a President to meddle in our elections please raise your hand.
Hey Trump, I’ll be your Chief of Staff. jk nfw